Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 481 - 490 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  481 of 833

The primary function of the design engineer is to make
things difficult for the fabricator and impossible
for the serviceman.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  482 of 833

That component of any circuit which has the shortest
service life will be placed in the least
accessible location.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  483 of 833

Any circuit design must contain at least one part which
is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three
parts which at still under development.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  484 of 833

Important letters which contain no errors will develop
errors in the mail.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  485 of 833

Office machines which function perfectly during normal
business hours will break down when you return to the
office at night to use them for personal business.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  486 of 833

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly
when the repairman arrives.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  487 of 833

Envelopes and stamps which don't stick when you lick
them will stick to other things when you don't want
them to.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  488 of 833

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by
spontaneously moving from where you left them to where
you can't find them.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  489 of 833

The last person who quit or was fired will be held
responsible for everything that goes wrong -- until
the next person quits or is fired.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  490 of 833

If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you
don't want his the paper.
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