|Freebsd Murphys Law: 481 of 833|
The primary function of the design engineer is to make
things difficult for the fabricator and impossible
for the serviceman.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 482 of 833|
That component of any circuit which has the shortest
service life will be placed in the least
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 483 of 833|
Any circuit design must contain at least one part which
is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three
parts which at still under development.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 484 of 833|
Important letters which contain no errors will develop
errors in the mail.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 485 of 833|
Office machines which function perfectly during normal
business hours will break down when you return to the
office at night to use them for personal business.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 486 of 833|
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly
when the repairman arrives.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 487 of 833|
Envelopes and stamps which don't stick when you lick
them will stick to other things when you don't want
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 488 of 833|
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by
spontaneously moving from where you left them to where
you can't find them.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 489 of 833|
The last person who quit or was fired will be held
responsible for everything that goes wrong -- until
the next person quits or is fired.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 490 of 833|
If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you
don't want his the paper.