Freebsd Murphys Law

Office machines which function perfectly during normal
business hours will break down when you return to the
office at night to use them for personal business.

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly
when the repairman arrives.

Envelopes and stamps which don't stick when you lick
them will stick to other things when you don't want
them to.

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by
spontaneously moving from where you left them to where
you can't find them.

The last person who quit or was fired will be held
responsible for everything that goes wrong -- until
the next person quits or is fired.

If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you
don't want his the paper.

The one time in the day that you lean back and relax
is the one time the boss walks through the office.

Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.

When you do not know what you are going, do it neatly.

Teamwork is essential.  It allows you to blame someone else.