| Freebsd Murphys Law: 486 of 833 |
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly
when the repairman arrives.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 487 of 833 |
Envelopes and stamps which don't stick when you lick
them will stick to other things when you don't want
them to.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 488 of 833 |
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by
spontaneously moving from where you left them to where
you can't find them.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 489 of 833 |
The last person who quit or was fired will be held
responsible for everything that goes wrong -- until
the next person quits or is fired.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 490 of 833 |
If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you
don't want his the paper.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 491 of 833 |
The one time in the day that you lean back and relax
is the one time the boss walks through the office.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 492 of 833 |
Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 493 of 833 |
When you do not know what you are going, do it neatly.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 494 of 833 |
Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 495 of 833 |
Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
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