| Freebsd Murphys Law: 489 of 833 |
The last person who quit or was fired will be held
responsible for everything that goes wrong -- until
the next person quits or is fired.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 490 of 833 |
If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you
don't want his the paper.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 491 of 833 |
The one time in the day that you lean back and relax
is the one time the boss walks through the office.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 492 of 833 |
Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 493 of 833 |
When you do not know what you are going, do it neatly.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 494 of 833 |
Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 495 of 833 |
Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 496 of 833 |
(1) If it's green or it wiggles, it's biology.
(2) If it stinks, it's chemistry.
(3) If it doesn't work, it's physics.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 497 of 833 |
Nothing improves an innovation like lack of controls.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 498 of 833 |
The quality of correlation is inversely proportional
to the density of control.
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