Freebsd Murphys Law

If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you
don't want his the paper.

The one time in the day that you lean back and relax
is the one time the boss walks through the office.

Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.

When you do not know what you are going, do it neatly.

Teamwork is essential.  It allows you to blame someone else.

Science is true.  Don't be misled by facts.

(1)     If it's green or it wiggles, it's biology.
(2)     If it stinks, it's chemistry.
(3)     If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Nothing improves an innovation like lack of controls.

The quality of correlation is inversely proportional
to the density of control.

If reproducibility may be a problem conduct the
test only once.