Freebsd Murphys Law

When you do not know what you are going, do it neatly.

Teamwork is essential.  It allows you to blame someone else.

Science is true.  Don't be misled by facts.

(1)     If it's green or it wiggles, it's biology.
(2)     If it stinks, it's chemistry.
(3)     If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Nothing improves an innovation like lack of controls.

The quality of correlation is inversely proportional
to the density of control.

If reproducibility may be a problem conduct the
test only once.

If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two
data points.

Any technical problem can be overcome given enough
time and money.

You are never given enough time or money.