| Freebsd Murphys Law: 499 of 833 |
If reproducibility may be a problem conduct the
test only once.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 500 of 833 |
If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two
data points.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 501 of 833 |
Any technical problem can be overcome given enough
time and money.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 502 of 833 |
You are never given enough time or money.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 503 of 833 |
Unless the results are known in advance, funding
agencies will reject the proposal.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 504 of 833 |
It is better to solve a problem with a crude
approximation and know the truth, than to demand an
exact solution and not know the truth at all.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 505 of 833 |
An easily-understood, workable falsehood is more useful
than a complex, incompreshensible truth.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 506 of 833 |
Anyone who make a significant contribution to any field
of endeavor and stays in that field long enough,
becomes an obstruction to its progress -- in direct
proportion to the importance of his original contribution.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 507 of 833 |
If a scientist uncovers a publishable fact, it will
become central to his theory.
His theory, in turn, will become central to all
scientific truth.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 508 of 833 |
There is no such thing as a straight line.
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