| Freebsd Murphys Law: 507 of 833 |
If a scientist uncovers a publishable fact, it will
become central to his theory.
His theory, in turn, will become central to all
scientific truth.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 508 of 833 |
There is no such thing as a straight line.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 509 of 833 |
In any series of calculations, errors tend to occur
at the opposite end to the end at which you begin
checking for errors.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 510 of 833 |
Only errors exist.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 511 of 833 |
One man's error is another man's data.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 512 of 833 |
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires
a computer.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 513 of 833 |
When putting it into memory, remember where you put it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 514 of 833 |
Never test for an error condition you don't know
how to handle.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 515 of 833 |
Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter, since
nobody listens.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 516 of 833 |
People who love sausage and respect the law should
never watch either one being made.
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