Freebsd Murphys Law: 515 of 833 |
Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter, since
nobody listens.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 516 of 833 |
People who love sausage and respect the law should
never watch either one being made.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 517 of 833 |
No matter what they're telling you, they're not
telling you the whole truth.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 518 of 833 |
No matter what they're talking about, they're
talking about money.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 519 of 833 |
In any dealings with a collective body of people, the
people will always be more tacky than originally expected.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 520 of 833 |
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing
theirs, then you just don't understand the problem.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 521 of 833 |
Information deteriorates upward through the bureaucracies.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 522 of 833 |
When an exaggerated emphasis is placed upon delegation,
responsibility, like sediment, sinks to the bottom.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 523 of 833 |
When outrageous expenditures are divided finely enough
the public will not have enough stake in any one
expenditure to squelch it.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 524 of 833 |
When the government bureau's remedies do not match your
problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.
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