Freebsd Murphys Law

When an exaggerated emphasis is placed upon delegation,
responsibility, like sediment, sinks to the bottom.

When outrageous expenditures are divided finely enough
the public will not have enough stake in any one
expenditure to squelch it.

When the government bureau's remedies do not match your
problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.

A fool and your money are soon partners.

You may know where the market is going, but you can't
possibly know where it's going after that.

Among economists, the real world is often a special case.

Trial balances don't.

Working capital doesn't.

Liquidity tends to run out.

Return on investments won't.