Freebsd Murphys Law

A complex system that works is invariably found to have
evolved from a simple system that works.

A complex system designed from scratch never works and
cannot be patched up to make it work.  You have to start
over, beginning with a working simple system.

(1)     Everything is a system.
(2)     Everything is part of a larger system.
(3)     The universe is infinitely systematized both upward
        (larger systems) and downward (smaller systems).
(4)     All systems are infinitely complex.  (The illuison
        of simplicity comes from focussing attention on
        one or a few variables).

Complex systems tend to oppose their own proper function.

If the course you wanted most has room for 'n' students
you will be the 'n + 1' to apply.

Class schedules are designed so that every student will
waste the maximum time between classes.

Show me a person who's never made a mistake and I'll
show you somebdoy who's never achieved much.

When you consider there are 24 hours in a day, it's
sad to know that only one is called the happy hour.

When you are able to schedule two classes in a row,
they will be held in classrooms at opposite end of
the campus.

A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered
only during the semester following the desired course.