| Freebsd Murphys Law: 570 of 833 |
If the course you wanted most has room for 'n' students
you will be the 'n + 1' to apply.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 571 of 833 |
Class schedules are designed so that every student will
waste the maximum time between classes.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 572 of 833 |
Show me a person who's never made a mistake and I'll
show you somebdoy who's never achieved much.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 573 of 833 |
When you consider there are 24 hours in a day, it's
sad to know that only one is called the happy hour.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 574 of 833 |
When you are able to schedule two classes in a row,
they will be held in classrooms at opposite end of
the campus.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 575 of 833 |
A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered
only during the semester following the desired course.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 576 of 833 |
When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most
important ones will be illegible.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 577 of 833 |
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure
you are as to which answer they want.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 578 of 833 |
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture
you missed about the one book you didn't read.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 579 of 833 |
The night before the english history mid-term, your
biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
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