| Freebsd Murphys Law: 573 of 833 |
When you consider there are 24 hours in a day, it's
sad to know that only one is called the happy hour.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 574 of 833 |
When you are able to schedule two classes in a row,
they will be held in classrooms at opposite end of
the campus.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 575 of 833 |
A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered
only during the semester following the desired course.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 576 of 833 |
When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most
important ones will be illegible.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 577 of 833 |
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure
you are as to which answer they want.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 578 of 833 |
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture
you missed about the one book you didn't read.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 579 of 833 |
The night before the english history mid-term, your
biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 580 of 833 |
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else
to do except study for that instructor's course.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 581 of 833 |
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget
your book.
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget
where you live.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 582 of 833 |
At the end of the semester you will recall having
enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester
-- and never attending.
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