|Freebsd Murphys Law: 575 of 833|
A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered
only during the semester following the desired course.
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When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most
important ones will be illegible.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 577 of 833|
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure
you are as to which answer they want.
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80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture
you missed about the one book you didn't read.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 579 of 833|
The night before the english history mid-term, your
biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
|Freebsd Murphys Law: 580 of 833|
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else
to do except study for that instructor's course.
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If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget
where you live.
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At the end of the semester you will recall having
enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester
-- and never attending.
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The one course you must take to graduate will not be
offered during your last semester.
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The more general the title of a course, the less
you will learn from it.