Freebsd Murphys Law
fortune: 575 - 584 of 833 from freebsd murphys law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 575 - 584 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  575 of 833

A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered
only during the semester following the desired course.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  576 of 833

When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most
important ones will be illegible.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  577 of 833

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure
you are as to which answer they want.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  578 of 833

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture
you missed about the one book you didn't read.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  579 of 833

The night before the english history mid-term, your
biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  580 of 833

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else
to do except study for that instructor's course.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  581 of 833

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget
your book.
If you are given a take-home  exam, you will forget
where you live.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  582 of 833

At the end of the semester you will recall having
enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester
-- and never attending.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  583 of 833

The one course you must take to graduate will not be
offered during your last semester.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  584 of 833

The more general the title of a course, the less
you will learn from it.
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