| Freebsd Murphys Law: 603 of 833 |
The feasibility of an operation is not the best
indiciation for its performance.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 604 of 833 |
A physician's ability is inversely proportional
to his availability.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 605 of 833 |
There are two kinds of adhesive tape: That which won't
stay on and that which won't come off.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 606 of 833 |
Everbody wants a pain shot at the same time.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 607 of 833 |
Everybody who didn't want a pain shot when you were
passing out pain shots wants one when you are passing
out sleeping pills.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 608 of 833 |
An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his
own physician.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 609 of 833 |
Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 610 of 833 |
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from
the aisle arrive last.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 611 of 833 |
Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the
scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 612 of 833 |
Nothing is ever so bad it can't be made worse by
firing the coach.
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