Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 603 - 612 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  603 of 833

The feasibility of an operation is not the best
indiciation for its performance.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  604 of 833

A physician's ability is inversely proportional
to his availability.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  605 of 833

There are two kinds of adhesive tape:  That which won't
stay on and that which won't come off.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  606 of 833

Everbody wants a pain shot at the same time.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  607 of 833

Everybody who didn't want a pain shot when you were
passing out pain shots wants one when you are passing
out sleeping pills.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  608 of 833

An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his
own physician.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  609 of 833

Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  610 of 833

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from
the aisle arrive last.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  611 of 833

Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the
scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  612 of 833

Nothing is ever so bad it can't be made worse by
firing the coach.
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