| Freebsd Murphys Law: 607 of 833 |
Everybody who didn't want a pain shot when you were
passing out pain shots wants one when you are passing
out sleeping pills.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 608 of 833 |
An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his
own physician.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 609 of 833 |
Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 610 of 833 |
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from
the aisle arrive last.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 611 of 833 |
Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the
scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 612 of 833 |
Nothing is ever so bad it can't be made worse by
firing the coach.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 613 of 833 |
The wrong quarterback is the one that's in there.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 614 of 833 |
A free agent is anything but.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 615 of 833 |
Hockey is a game played by six good players and the
home team.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 616 of 833 |
Whatever can go to New York, will.
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