Freebsd Murphys Law

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from
the aisle arrive last.

Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the
scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.

Nothing is ever so bad it can't be made worse by
firing the coach.

The wrong quarterback is the one that's in there.

A free agent is anything but.

Hockey is a game played by six good players and the
home team.

Whatever can go to New York, will.

Whenever a superstar is traded to your favorite team,
he fades.  Whenever your team trades away a usless
no-name, he immediately rises to stardom.

Never leave hold of what you've got until you've
got hold of something else.

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or
her opposition.