Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 611 - 620 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  611 of 833

Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the
scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  612 of 833

Nothing is ever so bad it can't be made worse by
firing the coach.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  613 of 833

The wrong quarterback is the one that's in there.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  614 of 833

A free agent is anything but.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  615 of 833

Hockey is a game played by six good players and the
home team.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  616 of 833

Whatever can go to New York, will.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  617 of 833

Whenever a superstar is traded to your favorite team,
he fades.  Whenever your team trades away a usless
no-name, he immediately rises to stardom.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  618 of 833

Never leave hold of what you've got until you've
got hold of something else.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  619 of 833

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or
her opposition.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  620 of 833

The only way to make up for being lost is to make
record time while you are lost.
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