Freebsd Murphys Law: 614 of 833 |
A free agent is anything but.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 615 of 833 |
Hockey is a game played by six good players and the
home team.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 616 of 833 |
Whatever can go to New York, will.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 617 of 833 |
Whenever a superstar is traded to your favorite team,
he fades. Whenever your team trades away a usless
no-name, he immediately rises to stardom.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 618 of 833 |
Never leave hold of what you've got until you've
got hold of something else.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 619 of 833 |
A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or
her opposition.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 620 of 833 |
The only way to make up for being lost is to make
record time while you are lost.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 621 of 833 |
The amount of wind will vary inversely with the number
and experience of the people you have on board.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 622 of 833 |
No matter how strong the breeze when you leave the dock
once you have reached the furthest point from port
the wind will die.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 623 of 833 |
The time available to go fishing shrinks as the fishing
season draws nearer.
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