Freebsd Murphys Law

Hockey is a game played by six good players and the
home team.

Whatever can go to New York, will.

Whenever a superstar is traded to your favorite team,
he fades.  Whenever your team trades away a usless
no-name, he immediately rises to stardom.

Never leave hold of what you've got until you've
got hold of something else.

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or
her opposition.

The only way to make up for being lost is to make
record time while you are lost.

The amount of wind will vary inversely with the number
and experience of the people you have on board.

No matter how strong the breeze when you leave the dock
once you have reached the furthest point from port
the wind will die.

The time available to go fishing shrinks as the fishing
season draws nearer.

The least experienced fisherman always catches the
biggest fish.