Freebsd Murphys Law: 630 of 833 |
The one who least wants to play is the one who will win.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 631 of 833 |
All things being equal, you lose.
All things being in your favor, you still lose.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 632 of 833 |
Win or lose, you lose.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 633 of 833 |
No matter where you go, there you are!
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 634 of 833 |
It always takes longer to get there than to get back.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 635 of 833 |
If everything is coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 636 of 833 |
If you allow someone to get in front of you either:
(1) The car in front will be the last one over a
railroad crossing, and you will be stuck waiting
for a long, slow-moving train; or
(2) you both will have the same destination and the
other car will get the last parking space.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 637 of 833 |
If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two
new parking spaces right in front of the building
entrance.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 638 of 833 |
When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn
green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 639 of 833 |
A car and a truck approaching each other on an otherwise
deserted road will meet at the narrow bridge.
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