Freebsd Murphys Law
fortune: 653 - 662 of 833 from freebsd murphys law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 653 - 662 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  653 of 833

The one you want is never the one on sale.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  654 of 833

Anything labeled "new" and/or "improved" isn't.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  655 of 833

The label "new" and/or "improved" means the price went up.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  656 of 833

The label "all new," "completely new" or "great news"
means the price went way way up.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  657 of 833

If an item is advertised as "under $50," you can bet
it's not $19.95.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  658 of 833

ACF2 is a four letter word.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  659 of 833

If only one price can be obtained for any quotation,
the price will be unreasonable.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  660 of 833

A 60-day warranty guarantees that the product will
self-destruct on the 61st day.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  661 of 833

The "consumer report" on the item will come out a week
after you've made your purchase:

(1)     The one you bought will be rated "unacceptable".
(2)     The one you almost bought will be rated "best buy".
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  662 of 833

If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive
your order.
If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before
your angry letter reaches its destination.
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