| Freebsd Murphys Law: 654 of 833 |
Anything labeled "new" and/or "improved" isn't.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 655 of 833 |
The label "new" and/or "improved" means the price went up.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 656 of 833 |
The label "all new," "completely new" or "great news"
means the price went way way up.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 657 of 833 |
If an item is advertised as "under $50," you can bet
it's not $19.95.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 658 of 833 |
ACF2 is a four letter word.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 659 of 833 |
If only one price can be obtained for any quotation,
the price will be unreasonable.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 660 of 833 |
A 60-day warranty guarantees that the product will
self-destruct on the 61st day.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 661 of 833 |
The "consumer report" on the item will come out a week
after you've made your purchase:
(1) The one you bought will be rated "unacceptable".
(2) The one you almost bought will be rated "best buy".
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 662 of 833 |
If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive
your order.
If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before
your angry letter reaches its destination.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 663 of 833 |
The most important item in an order will no longer
be available.
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