Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 655 - 664 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  655 of 833

The label "new" and/or "improved" means the price went up.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  656 of 833

The label "all new," "completely new" or "great news"
means the price went way way up.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  657 of 833

If an item is advertised as "under $50," you can bet
it's not $19.95.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  658 of 833

ACF2 is a four letter word.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  659 of 833

If only one price can be obtained for any quotation,
the price will be unreasonable.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  660 of 833

A 60-day warranty guarantees that the product will
self-destruct on the 61st day.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  661 of 833

The "consumer report" on the item will come out a week
after you've made your purchase:

(1)     The one you bought will be rated "unacceptable".
(2)     The one you almost bought will be rated "best buy".
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  662 of 833

If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive
your order.
If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before
your angry letter reaches its destination.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  663 of 833

The most important item in an order will no longer
be available.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  664 of 833

During the time an item is on back-order, it will be
available cheaper and quicker from many other sources.
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