| Freebsd Murphys Law: 660 of 833 |
A 60-day warranty guarantees that the product will
self-destruct on the 61st day.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 661 of 833 |
The "consumer report" on the item will come out a week
after you've made your purchase:
(1) The one you bought will be rated "unacceptable".
(2) The one you almost bought will be rated "best buy".
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 662 of 833 |
If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive
your order.
If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before
your angry letter reaches its destination.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 663 of 833 |
The most important item in an order will no longer
be available.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 664 of 833 |
During the time an item is on back-order, it will be
available cheaper and quicker from many other sources.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 665 of 833 |
People will buy anthing that's one to a customer.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 666 of 833 |
Security isn't.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 667 of 833 |
Management can't.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 668 of 833 |
Sale promotions don't.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 669 of 833 |
Consumer assistance doesn't.
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