| Freebsd Murphys Law: 67 of 833 |
If a program is useless, it will be documented.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 68 of 833 |
Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 69 of 833 |
The value of a program is proportional
to the weight of its output.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 70 of 833 |
Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy!
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 71 of 833 |
Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability
of the programmer who must maintain it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 72 of 833 |
Make it possible for programmers to write programs
in english and you will find that programmers cannot
write in english.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 73 of 833 |
When more and more people are thrown out of work,
unemployment results.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 74 of 833 |
If you can't measure it, I'm not interested.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 75 of 833 |
The best way to lie is to tell the truth.....
carefully edited truth.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 76 of 833 |
There are three ways to get things done:
(1) Do it yourself,
(2) Hire someone to do it, or
(3) Forbid your kids to do it.
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