Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 68 - 77 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  68 of 833

Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  69 of 833

The value of a program is proportional
to the weight of its output.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  70 of 833

Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy!
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  71 of 833

Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability
of the programmer who must maintain it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  72 of 833

Make it possible for programmers to write programs
in english and you will find that programmers cannot
write in english.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  73 of 833

When more and more people are thrown out of work,
unemployment results.
 
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If you can't measure it, I'm not interested.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  75 of 833

The best way to lie is to tell the truth.....
carefully edited truth.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  76 of 833

There are three ways to get things done:
        (1)  Do it yourself,
        (2)  Hire someone to do it, or
        (3)  Forbid your kids to do it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  77 of 833

I think ... therefore I am confused.
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