Freebsd Murphys Law

Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.

The value of a program is proportional
to the weight of its output.

Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy!

Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability
of the programmer who must maintain it.

Make it possible for programmers to write programs
in english and you will find that programmers cannot
write in english.

When more and more people are thrown out of work,
unemployment results.

If you can't measure it, I'm not interested.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth.....
carefully edited truth.

There are three ways to get things done:
        (1)  Do it yourself,
        (2)  Hire someone to do it, or
        (3)  Forbid your kids to do it.

I think ... therefore I am confused.