| Freebsd Murphys Law: 689 of 833 |
If you're wondering if you have enough money to take
the family out to eat tonight, you don't.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 690 of 833 |
The spot you are scrubbing on glassware is always on
the other side.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 691 of 833 |
Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 692 of 833 |
All break downs occur on the plumber's day off.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 693 of 833 |
Cost of repair can be determined by multiplying the
cost of your new coat by 1.75, or by multiplying the
cost of a new washer by .75.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 694 of 833 |
There is always more dirty laundry then clean laundry.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 695 of 833 |
If it's clean, it isn't laundry.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 696 of 833 |
A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 697 of 833 |
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 698 of 833 |
Any child who chatters non-stop at home will adamantly
refuse to utter a word when requested to demonstrate
for an audience.
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