Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 692 - 701 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  692 of 833

All break downs occur on the plumber's day off.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  693 of 833

Cost of repair can be determined by multiplying the
cost of your new coat by 1.75, or by multiplying the
cost of a new washer by .75.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  694 of 833

There is always more dirty laundry then clean laundry.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  695 of 833

If it's clean, it isn't laundry.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  696 of 833

A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  697 of 833

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  698 of 833

Any child who chatters non-stop at home will adamantly
refuse to utter a word when requested to demonstrate
for an audience.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  699 of 833

A shy, introverted child will choose a crowded public
area to loudly demonstrate new acquired vocabulary.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  700 of 833

The probablility of a cat eating its dinner has
absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food
placed before it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  701 of 833

The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss
to go in or out is directly proportional to the number
and importance of your dinner guests.
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