Freebsd Murphys Law

All break downs occur on the plumber's day off.

Cost of repair can be determined by multiplying the
cost of your new coat by 1.75, or by multiplying the
cost of a new washer by .75.

There is always more dirty laundry then clean laundry.

If it's clean, it isn't laundry.

A child will not spill on a dirty floor.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Any child who chatters non-stop at home will adamantly
refuse to utter a word when requested to demonstrate
for an audience.

A shy, introverted child will choose a crowded public
area to loudly demonstrate new acquired vocabulary.

The probablility of a cat eating its dinner has
absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food
placed before it.

The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss
to go in or out is directly proportional to the number
and importance of your dinner guests.