Freebsd Murphys Law

Make it possible for programmers to write programs
in english and you will find that programmers cannot
write in english.

When more and more people are thrown out of work,
unemployment results.

If you can't measure it, I'm not interested.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth.....
carefully edited truth.

There are three ways to get things done:
        (1)  Do it yourself,
        (2)  Hire someone to do it, or
        (3)  Forbid your kids to do it.

I think ... therefore I am confused.

A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.

History repeats itself.
that's one of the things wrong with history.

90% of everything is crud.

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.