| Freebsd Murphys Law: 724 of 833 |
The one day you'd sell your soul for something,
souls are a glut.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 725 of 833 |
The scratch on the record is always through the song
you like most.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 726 of 833 |
Superiority is recessive.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 727 of 833 |
Forgive and remember.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 728 of 833 |
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral
or fattening.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 729 of 833 |
Anything good in life either causes cancer in
laboratory mice or is taxed beyond reality.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 730 of 833 |
To err is human -- to blame it on someone else is
even more human.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 731 of 833 |
Whatever happens to you, it will previously have
happened to everyone you know only more so.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 732 of 833 |
He who laughs last -- probably didn't get the joke.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 733 of 833 |
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about
you. They're too busy worrying over what you are
thinking about them.
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