Freebsd Murphys Law

The scratch on the record is always through the song
you like most.

Superiority is recessive.

Forgive and remember.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral
or fattening.

Anything good in life either causes cancer in
laboratory mice or is taxed beyond reality.

To err is human -- to blame it on someone else is
even more human.

Whatever happens to you, it will previously have
happened to everyone you know only more so.

He who laughs last -- probably didn't get the joke.

Don't worry over what other people are thinking about
you.  They're too busy worrying over what you are
thinking about them.

In a bureaucratic hierarchy, the higher up the
organization the less people appreciate Murphy's law,
the Peter Principle, etc.