Freebsd Murphys Law

Law expands in proportion to the resources available
for its enforcement.

Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed.

There are some things which are impossible to know -
but it is impossible to know these things.

When we try to pick out anything by itself we find
it hitched to everything else in the universe.

If one views his problem closely enough he will
recoginize himself as part of the problem.

Anything may be divided into as many parts as you please.

Everything may be divided into as many parts as you please.

If several things that could have gone wrong have not
gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial
for them to have gone wrong.

The quickest way to experiment with acupuncture is to
try on a new shirt.

Absolutely nothing in the world is friendlier than
a wet dog.