| Freebsd Murphys Law: 75 of 833 |
The best way to lie is to tell the truth.....
carefully edited truth.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 76 of 833 |
There are three ways to get things done:
(1) Do it yourself,
(2) Hire someone to do it, or
(3) Forbid your kids to do it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 77 of 833 |
I think ... therefore I am confused.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 78 of 833 |
A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 79 of 833 |
History repeats itself.
that's one of the things wrong with history.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 80 of 833 |
90% of everything is crud.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 81 of 833 |
Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 82 of 833 |
Those with the best advice offer no advice.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 83 of 833 |
Speak softly and own a big, mean doberman.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 84 of 833 |
Democracy is that form of government where
everybody gets what the majority deserves.
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