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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 751 - 760 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  751 of 833

Magellan was the first strait man.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  752 of 833

If you smile when everything goes wrong, you are
either a nitwit or a repariman.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  753 of 833

If it weren't for the opinion polls we'd never know
what people are undecided about.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  754 of 833

No news is ... impossible.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  755 of 833

Laugh and the world laughs with you. cry and ...
you have to blow your nose.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  756 of 833

A penny saved is ... not much.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  757 of 833

He who marries for money ... better be nice to his wife.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  758 of 833

It's always darkest before ... daylight saving time.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  759 of 833

If at first you don't succeed ... get new batteries.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  760 of 833

There is nothing more frightening than ignorance in action.
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