| Freebsd Murphys Law: 769 of 833 |
Never play leapfrog with a photo enlarger.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 770 of 833 |
Never argue with an artist.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 771 of 833 |
When in doubt, don't muble, overexpose ... then mumble.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 772 of 833 |
The light at the end of the tunnel really is a train.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 773 of 833 |
A budget is saving quarters in a mason jar for
Christmas and spending them by Easter.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 774 of 833 |
A budget is spending $15.00 on gas to drive to a
shopping mall to save $4.30 on a 20 pound turkey.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 775 of 833 |
A budget is wondering why you should balance yours
if the government can not balance theirs.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 776 of 833 |
A budget is trying to figure out how the family next
door is doing it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 777 of 833 |
A budget is a plan that falls apart when the plumber
has to make an emergency visit.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 778 of 833 |
A budget is trying to make $25.00 go as far today as
it did when you were first married.
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