| Freebsd Murphys Law: 808 of 833 |
Real programmers don't write in Fortran. Fortran is for
pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 809 of 833 |
Real programmers never work 9 to 5. If any real
programmers are around at 9 a.m., it's because they
were up all night.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 810 of 833 |
Real programmers don't write in Basic. Actually, no
programmers write in basic after age 12.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 811 of 833 |
Real programmers don't write in PL/1. PL/1 is for
programmers who can't decide whether to write in
COBOL or Fortran.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 812 of 833 |
Real programmers don't play tennis or any other sport
that requires you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is
O.K., and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work
in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle
of the machine room.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 813 of 833 |
Real programmers don't write in Pascal, Bliss, or Ada, or
any of those pinko computer science languages. Strong
typing is for people with weak memories.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 814 of 833 |
On a clear disk, you can seek forever.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 815 of 833 |
Hollerith got us into this hole mess!
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 816 of 833 |
No major project is ever installed on time, within budgets,
with the same staff that started it. Yours will not be the
first.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 817 of 833 |
When things are going well, something will go wrong.
When things just can't get any worse, they will.
When things appear to be going better you have overlooked
something.
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