| Freebsd Murphys Law: 813 of 833 |
Real programmers don't write in Pascal, Bliss, or Ada, or
any of those pinko computer science languages. Strong
typing is for people with weak memories.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 814 of 833 |
On a clear disk, you can seek forever.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 815 of 833 |
Hollerith got us into this hole mess!
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 816 of 833 |
No major project is ever installed on time, within budgets,
with the same staff that started it. Yours will not be the
first.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 817 of 833 |
When things are going well, something will go wrong.
When things just can't get any worse, they will.
When things appear to be going better you have overlooked
something.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 818 of 833 |
If project content is allowed to change freely, the rate of
change will exceed the rate of progress.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 819 of 833 |
No system is ever completely debugged: Attempts to debug
a system will inevitably introduce new bugs that are even
harder to find.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 820 of 833 |
A carelessly planned project will take three times
longer than expected; a carefully planned project will
take only twice as long.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 821 of 833 |
After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said
than done
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 822 of 833 |
If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
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