Freebsd Murphys Law: 83 of 833 |
Speak softly and own a big, mean doberman.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 84 of 833 |
Democracy is that form of government where
everybody gets what the majority deserves.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 85 of 833 |
If you're worried about being crazy,
don't be overly concerned:
If you were, you would think you were sane.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 86 of 833 |
Pills to be taken in twos always come
out of the bottle in threes.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 87 of 833 |
Flynn is dead
Tron is dead
long live the MCP.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 88 of 833 |
Why worry about tomorrow? We may not make it through today!
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 89 of 833 |
Real programmers don't number paragraph names
consecutively.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 90 of 833 |
If you're feeling good, don't worry,
you'll get over it.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 91 of 833 |
Real programmers don't grumble about the disadvantages
of Cobol when they don't know any other language.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 92 of 833 |
Definition of an elephant:
A mouse built to goverment specifications.
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