Freebsd Murphys Law

You don't have to be crazy to work here
but it sure helps!!!!!!!

Real programmers don't announce how many times the
operations department called them last night.

A day without sunshine ....
is like ... night!

Real programmers are secure enough to write readable code,
which they then self-righteously refuse to explain.

Real programmers don't play video games, they write them.

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

Real programmers understand Pascal.

Real programmers know it's not operations'
fault if their jobs go into "hogs".

Real programmers do not eat breakfast from the
vending machines.

Real programmers punch up their own programs.