| Freebsd Murphys Law: 96 of 833 |
Real programmers don't announce how many times the
operations department called them last night.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 97 of 833 |
A day without sunshine ....
is like ... night!
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 98 of 833 |
Real programmers are secure enough to write readable code,
which they then self-righteously refuse to explain.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 99 of 833 |
Real programmers don't play video games, they write them.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 100 of 833 |
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 101 of 833 |
Real programmers understand Pascal.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 102 of 833 |
Real programmers know it's not operations'
fault if their jobs go into "hogs".
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 103 of 833 |
Real programmers do not eat breakfast from the
vending machines.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 104 of 833 |
Real programmers punch up their own programs.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 105 of 833 |
When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade.
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