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Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in
plain sight. It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has
it that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. In fact, he was
arrested for drunk driving. The snakes left because people kept
throwing up on them.
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If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
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Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom:
Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so
vividly manifests their lack of progress.
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Bombeck's Rule of Medicine:
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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BOO! We changed Coke again! BLEAH! BLEAH!
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You always find something in the last place you look.
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A guy who wraps up a two-minute idea in a two-hour vocabulary.
-- Walter Winchell
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A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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(1) When in charge, ponder.
(2) When in trouble, delegate.
(3) When in doubt, mumble.
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According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the Middle Ages
the words "boss" and "botch" were largely synonymous, except that boss,
in addition to meaning "a supervisor of workers" also meant "an