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Jul 28, 2007

In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed...
In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.

In Tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales...
In Tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing...
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty lashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy...

In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle...
In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without...
In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without his spouse along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months.

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