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Aug 28, 2007

Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom;...
Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do.

Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as...
Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage. Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. Law of the Perversity of Nature: ...

Law of the Jungle: He who hesitates is lunch.
Law of the Jungle: He who hesitates is lunch.

Law of the Yukon: Only the lead dog gets a change...
Law of the Yukon: Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery.

Law stands mute in the midst of arms. -- Marcus...
Law stands mute in the midst of arms. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero

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