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Apr 28, 2007

Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government: No man's...
Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government: No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

jake hates all the girls(the shy ones, the bold ...
jake hates all the girls(the shy ones, the bold paul scorns all ones; the meek the girls(the proud sloppy sleek) bright ones, the dim all except the cold ones; the slim ones ...

James McNeill Whistler's (painter of "Whistler's...
James McNeill Whistler's (painter of "Whistler's Mother") failure in his West Point chemistry examination once provoked him to remark in later life, "If silicon had been a gas, I should have been a major general."

Jane and I got mixed up with a television show -- or as we call...
Jane and I got mixed up with a television show -- or as we call it back east here: TV -- a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medium -- we call it a medium because nothing's well done. It was discovered, I suppose you've...

Japan, n: A fictional place where elves, gnomes...
Japan, n: A fictional place where elves, gnomes and economic imperialists create electronic equipment and computers using black magic. It is said that in the capital city of Akihabara, the streets are paved with gold and semiconductor chips...

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