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carperpetuation, n:
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen
times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting
it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Carson's Consolation:
Nothing is ever a complete failure.
It can always be used as a bad example.
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Carson's Observation on Footwear:
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
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Carswell's Corollary:
Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap,
nature invariably comes up with a better mouse.
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Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world.
-- The Beach Boys
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Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.
-- Howard Chaykin
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Catproof is an oxymoron, childproof nearly so.
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
-- Garrison Keillor
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull
a sled through the snow.
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Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.
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