Carson's Consolation: Nothing is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example.
Carson's Observation on Footwear: If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
Carswell's Corollary: Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature invariably comes up with a better mouse.
Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world. -- The Beach Boys
Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles. -- Howard Chaykin
Catproof is an oxymoron, childproof nearly so.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -- Garrison Keillor
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow.
Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson"