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Jan 30, 2007

Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't...
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.

Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed...
Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't really worth having.

Your boss climbed the corporate ladder, wrong by wrong.
Your boss climbed the corporate ladder, wrong by wrong.

Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.
Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.
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