Daily Fortunes

Oct 30, 2007

"I have just read your lousy review buried in the back...
"I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages. You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working. I have never met you, but if I do you'll need a new nose and plenty...

I have learned To spell hors d'oeuvres Which still grates...
I have learned To spell hors d'oeuvres Which still grates on Some people's n'oeuvres. -- Warren Knox

"I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake...
"I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of claiming that I have never made one." -- James Gordon Bennett

"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack...
"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." -- Blaise Pascal

I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your...
I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole BODY! -- from "Cerebus" \#82

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