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May 30, 2007

You tread upon my patience. -- William...
You tread upon my patience. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"

You two ought to be more careful-- your love could drag on...
You two ought to be more careful-- your love could drag on for years and years.

You want to know why I kept getting promoted? Because my mouth...
You want to know why I kept getting promoted? Because my mouth knows more than my brain. -- W. G.

You will always find something in the last place you look.
You will always find something in the last place you look.

You will always get the greatest recognition for the job...
You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
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